Bored

this has been in the 20incho forum for quite sumtime...
hope u guys have a laugh

some.. are realli funny.. some.. are juz lame...
BUT I STILL LAUGH ANIWAE!

hahah

UR MAMA'S SO UGLY SHE GOT REJECTED FROM THE UGLY COMPETION BECAUSE THEY SAID NOO PROFESSIONALS!

UR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WALK IN FRONT OF THE TELEVISION SET, U MISS 3 SHOWS!

UR MAMA SO FAT TT WHEN SHE WENT TO BUY PANTIES IT TURNED OUT TO BE G-STRING!

UR MAMA SO FAT,WHEN SHE STANDS ON THE WEIGHING MACHINE IT SHOWS HER UR NUMBER

ur mama so dumb, that her favourite colour is chris brown.

ur mama so fat, that when she bungee jumped, she went straight to hell.

ur mama so old, that she sat beside jesus in 3rd grade.

your mama so dumb, she like a dumb.

UR MAMA SO FAT TT EVEN DORA WOULD NOT EXPLORE

Your mama is so fat , when she dive into th ocean , she is a new found island

your momma is so stupid that she thinks piggy bank is for pigs.

ur momma so short she slam dunked her bus fair

ur momma so short i could see her shoes in her ic photo

ur momma so ugly doctors tried to push her back in when ur grandma was giving birth to her

UR MAMA SO FAT, GIVING FREE SHADE TO EVERYONE ON EARTH...

ur mama so fat, she don take photo, she take poster.

ur mama so fat, tht when i drove around her, i went out of petrol.

ur mama so fat, tht when she jump the Grand Canyon, she got stuck.

ur mama so fat, tht when she step on the weighing scale, it says 'to be continue...'

ur mama so dumb that she trip over a cordless phone

your mama is so stupid. she tried to bungee jump down a curb

your mama is so fat, she dont need Tampons

your mama is so dumb, she sold her car for gas

your mama is so fat, she need to iron her pants on the Driveway

your mama so fat,she used her panties for her parachute .

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped inside the ocean all the whales started singing 'we are family'